THE CAN OF WHOOPASS ( please update this awesome idea " my opinion " )

“THE CAN OF WHOOPASS” is like the energy drink but much more powerful with powers, I think it would be a good update if you add it to PUBG tell me how you guys think about it, thanks! Here is the PROS and CONS.

PROS:

1. 3x scope like vison.
2. extreme running like motorcycle.
3. extreme strength receives damage like a level 3 vest.
4. punch is instant kill.
5. jump higher.

   CONS:

   1. 2 min sickness here is what happens:
   2. blurry vision
   3. slower movement
   4. dizziness
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   6. loud crack when opened and a beam of light, lets everyone know you opened it.
   7. only one on the map.
   8. if crash to object when running you will be injured.
   9. powers last for 5 min.
   10. you glow with a tracer when running.